fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
Just a reminder to the world that there is this glorious feminist thing called the Hawkeye Initiative. Where people draw Hawkeye (and possibly other avengers) in various sexual poses that comic artists generally depict women in.
the greatest thing in the universe.
telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group